Wednesday, January 13, 2010

What if I placed a nail in my driveway and when the police came to talk to me they ran over it?

How would they know that I did it?





They really can't because I can tell them that I was building something in my driveway and a nail must have fallen to the ground without me knowing it.What if I placed a nail in my driveway and when the police came to talk to me they ran over it?
That sounds like a good plan. Police don't have tires that are different from regular car tires, so if the nail is sharp enough it could penetrate the tire. You also have a very good excuse to trick them into thinking you really were building something.What if I placed a nail in my driveway and when the police came to talk to me they ran over it?
Looks like you really have a good plan, that is if you want a police car blocking ur driveway until someone can come and fix it. I don't think this plan will have much effect its hard to get a screw or a nail to give a flat unless you don't want it to. If you don't want a flat, hell the screw will go into the sidewall head first. But then again you just might have the perfect crime.
Yup, I have to admit it's a perfect plan. I mean, nothing could go wrong like the cop not driving over the nail. Or it falling over, or not puncturing the tire. And of course, having an irritated cop hanging around waiting with nothing better to do than talk to you is brillant. No way that could backfire at all...
What if someone saw you do it just before they came and told them and testified...Felony Vandalism and interference With the Performance of an officers duties...5 years sounds good to me...enjoy Bubba
people without a life
You gotta allot of time on your hands, don't you?

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