Thinking of starting my own religion. Would hanging around nailed to a stick be a good place to start?

Or has that been done to death?Thinking of starting my own religion. Would hanging around nailed to a stick be a good place to start?
You should use huge electromagnets and stick yourself to the refrigerator door. And put a bundt cake on your head.Thinking of starting my own religion. Would hanging around nailed to a stick be a good place to start?
That sounds like a very painful way to start a religion.


Much easier to take the Scientology path. Do some research on Hubbard and Scientology and then I'm sure you'll see just how easy (and profitable!) starting a religion can be. And you don't even have to have a premise that makes any sense whatsoever!


Go for it! :-)
well first you should maybe learn some magic tricks to flash around and write up a little diary of your magical day to day life for a year or so - exxagerate a bit, to make yourself look powerful. maybe throw in a hooker mother instead of a virgin - you are a god of many races ;) give out 100 copies of your diary and THEN onto the sticky naily thing.





it might just work my dear.
i wish i could find that funny but i don't. i am not religious, but grew up catholic so i find that a bit harsh on your part....





however, I DO have a sense of humor - so instead of nailed to a cross...hanging from a rainbow?
OMG....you sir are a NUT!! Oh, to offend the religious right. Personally, I think you should build a compound, fill it with hot men. Their only way to Heaven would be through you. Eventually someone will scream oh, God!
[shaking head slowly]





Wow. What a disappointment this ';question'; is. Especially coming from you.





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hahahaha








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I think you should claim a vision instead! Throw in some charisma and add in gullible lemmings. Presto...insta-religion. It'd be even faster than cooking ramen, and you could make millions.
can you use something a little more eco friendly?


.... perhaps a little more organic then metal-wood ensemble?






Nailed to a stick is soo last seasons fashion.
but thats so last season, try something new and eco friendly you could have an infomical and a 800 number, and charge 19.95
Depends on what you mean by ';nailed to a stick';
I like to be nailed with a stick....





oh, wait - did I read that wrong? Oh, well....
lol that's sooooooooooo over.
its been done try something new
sounds good..


you should call your religion stictien
Think you could handle it?
LOL..for sure you could succeed with that.





I love sarcasm!
What is wrong with you?
ummm lmao ... sounds great !!! can you sense the sarcasm ?